Information We Collect

We collect information you provide directly to us, such as when you:

• Place an order (name, address, email - the basics)
• Sign up for our newsletter (just your email, promise)
• Contact us (whatever you feel comfortable sharing)
• Follow us on social media (we see you lurking)

How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

• Process and fulfill your orders
• Send you order confirmations and shipping updates
• Respond to your questions and requests
• Send marketing emails (but only if you consent)
• Improve our products and services

Information Sharing

We don't sell your personal information. We're not that kind of company. We only share your information with:

• Service providers who help us run our business (shipping, payment processing)
• Law enforcement when legally required (but we'll resist if it's about your therapy memes)

Data Security

We take reasonable measures to protect your information. Your data is encrypted and stored securely. We protect your information better than you protect your emotional boundaries.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Access your personal information
• Correct inaccurate information
• Request deletion of your information
• Opt out of marketing communications
• Set boundaries (we respect those here)

Cookies

We use cookies to improve your experience on our site. These are the digital kind, not the emotional-eating kind. You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but some features might not work properly.

Updates to This Policy

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. We'll notify you of any changes by posting the new policy on this page. Unlike your ex, we'll actually communicate changes clearly.